The Onion explains the missile strike

My house at 306 South Steel Street, Ontonagon MI 49953 — since January 2016 LOL! http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-confident-us-military-strike-syria-wiped-out-55722 “WASHINGTON—After ordering the first U.S. military attack against the regime of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad, President Donald Trump held a press conference Friday to express his full confidence that the airstrike had completely wiped out the lingering Russian scandal. […]