Osama Bin Laden’s Sister and Stepmother Die in Yesterday’s Hampshire Plane Crash While Allah Protects Britain

If there’s ever been a silver lining to a plane crash, we’ve found it! Long story short. Plane carrying Muz terrorist family crashes into a British car park, everyone on board perishes, no one on the ground gets as much as a paper cut. (Let’s hope no decent cars were harmed in the divine act) All […]